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Joke of the Day
"Why do terrorists hate wine? Because there are too many zinfandel's."
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"Girlfriend told me to f*ck her like a man So I put it in her ass and called her Jeff"
"What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? ""Make me one with everything."""
"Laughter is the best medicine. Depression is the best food. Happiness is the best animal. I don't know since we're clearly making stuff up."
"What's Funnier then an Obama Joke? DEZ NUTZ!!!"
"If you're upset about seeing a middle finger on TV, you're going to sh!t yourself when you see everything else going on in the world."
"Q. How did a blind girl burn her fingers? A. Reading the waffle iron"
"I tried to set our Computers Password to ""MyDick"" But was disappointed when it said ""Error: Not Long Enough"""
"Why did the baker have brown hands? Because he needed a poo. (As in, kneaded a poo.)"
"A day without sunshine is like, night."