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Joke of the Day

"I love that we're a nation of diversity: a black president, a white vice president, and an orange speaker of the house. #SOTU"

"Older son just taught me something that I didn't know. Apparently, the seat behind ""shotgun"" is known as ""Kurt Cobain."""

"I lose my White friends in the snow, I lose my Black friends at night, I lose my Asian friends in the sand, where do I lose my Arab friends? In an explosion."

"[breakup talk] H: Gimme one last chance! M: How can I trust you again? H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!"

"Why was the lightning bug unhappy? Because her children were not very bright."

"Why are a lot of Italians named Tony? Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, ""TO NY""."

"Someone hired a sloth with a knife to murder me, he's in my driveway, so I have 6-8 months to live"

"Can you imagine life without women? It would be a pain in the ass."

"Why can't Chinese people have white babies? Two wongs don't make a white"

"Complicated I was playing a game the other day with a storyline that made spaghetti look like a straight line"