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Joke of the Day
"What is the best thing to take when you're run over? The number of the car that hit you."
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"Mother Earth: I'm not a regular mom. I'm a Cool Mom. [humans pollute the atmosphere and destroy nature] Earth: This is fine. I'm a Cool Mom"
"Your Uncle Jack Hello there... I would like to ask you a question about helping an old man......... IF UNCLE Jack HELPS YOU off an ELEPHANT would YOU Help UNCLE Jack OFF AN ELEPHANT?"
"People that can't walk are so lame"
"Farting in a lift is wrong on so many levels!"
"It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs. They always take things literally."
"How do you advertise a motor home? A trailer"
"What do you call a girl who pushed her father off a cliff? Pushpa!!"
"So a baby seal walks into a club I'll show myself out"
"Me: I ate all the chips. Wife: What!? For the boys' lunches!? Well, at least we still have cheeze its. Me: You're not going to believe this"