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Joke of the Day

"What happens if you play tabletennis with a bad egg? First it goes ping then it goes pong."

"I didn't realize how religious the Japanese are. Always asking me if I have a pray station at home."

"Two guys were fighting with guns... Two guys were fighting with guns. Then one of them died laughing very heartily. Why? Because the bullet hit his armpit. (told to me by my son)"

"Describe your last relationship with a movie title: 12 Years A Slave"

"Knock Knock ...who's there? Smell mop Smell mop who?"

"Starbucks and Hooters should merge. Can you imagine ordering a Double D Latte? Everything you need in a cup or two."

"What are parents that you can see through? Transparents"

"Wife: I'm going to grab some dinner, you want anything? Me: No thanks, I'm stuffed. Wife: Ok, I'm going to Taco... Me: I'll have 9 tacos."

"I'm really glad that Obama won in 2008 and was able to be the first black president of the United States of America his back up job was to be the first white president of Kenya."

"When people see you as a competition, you already won."