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Joke of the Day
"What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved at each other."
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"So there's this redditor that says part of the joke in the title, then repeats it for no goddamn reason."
"What's the most indian bone in the human body? The patella. (I'll show myself out)"
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