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Joke of the Day

"Red, White, and Blue are the colors of Freedom... ... Until they're flashing behind your car."

"What do you get if you cross a cow with a spaniel a poodle and a rooster? A cockerpoodlemoo!"

"My wife is like a drug to me She ruined my life."

"So we've all heard the ""7, 8, 9 joke"" before.... Well then why was 2 sad? Because it went 1-3! (I'm sorry)"

"Fun trick to play on your partner: ""Don't you remember what day this is?"""

"Do you know how to disappoint a fellow Redditor? [deleted] Why would you fall for this again?"

"Why don't blind men go skydiving? Because it scares the shit out of the dog!"

"I'm taking the soul train to Funky Town with my boogie shoes on, and the dish ran away with the goddamn spoon. This is really good weed."

"On the internet you can be whoever you want. Its odd that so many choose to be stupid."

"Why did Kelly fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock? Who's there? ....Not Kelly."