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Joke of the Day
"Why did the corn maze go back to school? It was tired of working in a dead end field."
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"its been a while since the last crazy frog cd. whats the holdup"
"""Update Adobe or we'll kill you""-flash mob"
"Have you heard about the new restaurant on Mars? The atmosphere was ok, but the place looked a bit rusty."
"being single in apartments is the best cos you can listen to couples fight all the time. so comforting. like being inside during a storm"
"Teacher: In 1940 what were the Poles doing in Russia ? Pupil: Holding up the telegraph lines !"
"Doc : Do you know what blood type you are? Me : Red?"
"Can't wait to get off work, then I can finally stop staring at this damn computer, and go stare at a different computer."
"Children are the gift that keeps on taking."
"She:I'm furious with my son He's playing Doctor with Neighbor's daughter He:Its curiosity about sex She:Sex? He's taken her appendix out"