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Joke of the Day

"Come to Crab's Joe Shack We have Stu."

"So I was fucking this woman... And she said that she wanted 12 inches and she wanted it to hurt, so I stuck it in 3 times and hit her with a baseball bat."

"I'm gonna try and shoot the whole school Said the yearbook photographer"

"Was starting to get romantic with a woman last night As usual I began crying uncontrollably. After getting home it took forever to wash the pepper spray off."

"What's the difference between up and down? It all depends on how you look at it"

"Me: Hi Kid: M: Still? It's been a week K: YOUR FIRST INSTINCT DURING A CAR ACCIDENT WAS TO PROTECT YOUR PHONE! M: You didn't die. Calm down."

"What does Rob Schneider say when he visits Canada? Yukon do it!"

"I refuse to believe that everybody was kung fu fighting. I'm sorry, but there had to be at least a couple people sitting that one out."

"""I'm too important too attend the training on the new system. When I need to get in it you can walk me through it each time"" ~Management"

"How do you find Will Smith in winter? You follow the Fresh Prince"