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Joke of the Day

"What kind of name for a storm is ""Debby?"" Hurricanes should have names like ""Satan"" No one should have their house destroyed by ""Heather."""

"What kind of NUT would make a pie for THANKSGIVING?!? Pecan, typically."

"I'm giving up spellcheck for Lant"

"Leg Chat: What did the left leg say to the right leg? Q: What did the left leg say to the right leg? A: ""That one in the middle thinks he's hard."""

"What is green and has wheels Grass. I lied about the wheels."

"Twitter goes over capacity more than Kirstie Alley's home elevator."

"Bjork Q: What does Bjork do when she's horny? A: She watches pjorn."

"People are always weirded out when I take notes during episodes of Dexter."

"I guess that is what a Brazilian wax feels like."

"How do you get alot of people to check out your post? Tag it NSFW and repost it"