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Joke of the Day

"What kind of name for a storm is ""Debby?"" Hurricanes should have names like ""Satan"" No one should have their house destroyed by ""Heather."""

"daddy's lap Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. Mom: Well, you have done the right thing. Son: But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap."

"Tapioca pudding. Con: insane amount of carbs and sugars. Pro: tastes like you're going down on an angel."

"Donald Trump is the next President but... The biggest winner is Melania Trump. She can now call herself The First Lady instead of The Third Wife."

"Why does nobody like a rich stone? Because he takes everything for granite."

"The secret to juggling chainsaws is making sure people don't see your lips move when you make the chainsaw sounds."

"A poor virgin had a big black guy as a landlord Now he's just poor."

"Where do gay fish live Aqueeriums"

"Why don't cows ever have any money? Because the farmers milk them dry!"

"[cashier training, day 1] ""Be sure to comment on everything a customer buys. They love that."""