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Joke of the Day

"If cupcakes could talk, boy, there sure would be a lot of screaming in my house."

"If r/jokes was a person, what organ would he be having problems with? De-liver"

"Big Ron was caught speeding on his way to the City Ground today. ""I'll do anything for 3 points"" he said when questioned."

"Imagine how expensive the iPhone would be if they called themselves Organic Apple."

"Why should you never stand behind Elsa from Frozen? You never know when she'll Let it Go."

"Who never wants to be drawn at a raffle? Mohammed"

"Humor: the only thing I like dry."

"What's the difference between a corvette and a blowjob? Your mom didn't give me a corvette"

"Men live better than women. First of all, they get married later and secondly, they die earlier."

"""Always a housewife, never a house,"" the shed sighs as she's installed next to a mansion. No one was ever going to call her ""home""..."