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Joke of the Day
"Why don't you hire a violinist as your babysitter? Because he might fiddle with your kids."
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"How can you tell if Trump is lying? His lips move. How can you tell if Clinton is lying? [deleted]"
"TIL: To never trust a fart."
"What's the difference between the Hillary Clinton and a piece of fruit? The fruit can only get so rotten."
"What does a carpenter do after one night stand? A matching one for the other side of the bed."
"What's green and has wheels? The grass. I lied about the wheels."
"Everyone calls me Al Capone Because"
"What do you call a baby from Dover? Doverkiin."
"What do you call a Christian who visits shrines? A roamin' Catholic."
"Just got back from my wild New Years Eve outing and shoveled my parents sidewalks. 'Cause that's the way middle-aged white guys roll. Yo."