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Joke of the Day
"How do you piss Voldemort off? play got your nose with him"
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"The cow goes moo, the sheep goes baa, the cat goes meow... ...the dog goes Ed...Ward."
"What did the duck say to the chicken who was about to cross the road? quack"
"Coworker: Are those Chinos? Me: No. These are my pants. Coworker... Me: Who steals pants?"
"What did the chronic masturbator say to his ex-girlfriend? I'm nuttin' without you."
"WIFE: You overreact to everything! ME: [phones police]"
"I found three french fries inside my $1 McDouble. Dream big, kids. Anything is possible."
"What do you call 4 chinese guys and 4 black guys standing in a line? A sprinkler, chink chink chink chink nigga nigga nigga nigga"
"Even with all the flooding in LA I don't think the police should be able to shutdown the major roadways.. Because that's highway robbery"
"A joke about a hangman's noose... You probably thought it's knot funny, but there's a twist at the end."