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Joke of the Day
"The cow goes moo, the sheep goes baa, the cat goes meow... ...the dog goes Ed...Ward."
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"What is the difference between a JCB and a giraffe? One has hydraulics the other has high bolics."
"I went to a dance. First they played 'Jump', so I jumped. Then they played 'The Twist', so I twisted. Then they played 'Come On Eileen', so I got kicked out."
"I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage... The zookeeper told me it was bread in captivity."
"Why is Chris Christie such a successful man? Because he is too big to fail."
"I can't get in and out of a folding lawn chair without looking like a special needs Greco-Roman wrestler."
"What do you call a confused Chinese guy? Wong Wei"
"My goal weight is to stop hearing 'you have a great personality'"
"Where did Jimmy go after the explosion? Everywhere."
"What's big and hairy and goes 'beep beep'? A monster in a traffic jam."