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Joke of the Day

"WIFE: You overreact to everything! ME: [phones police]"

"*friend bites off beer bottle cap at party* HONEY! HONEY!! NOW!! NOW!!! *wife jumps out car with a hundred jars from the fridge*"

"What's DJ Khaled's favorite number? 11, because it has another 1."

"A distracted man walks off a cliff while talking on his phone. He was sentenced to death."

"The happiest person I know is a lubricant salesperson... I guess you could say they don't have a lot of friction in their life."

"What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam? A few degrees."

"Did you hear about the Mexican that was shot on the golf course? There was a hole in Juan."

"So many women, so little time to disappoint them all."

"What's Hillary Clinton's e-mail password? I don't know, but the Russians do."

"What do you call a Russian wearing a head scarf, a balaclava and a helmet? Anything you want. He can't hear a thing."