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Joke of the Day

"Dates are like golf strokes The fewer it takes for you to score, the better your game."

"So they're making a documentary on Canadian wildlife. I hear it's going to be a mooseterpiece."

"How does Trent Reznor's mom hang up his Christmas stocking? With a Nine Inch Nail."

"How do you get a fat girl into bed? It's a piece of cake"

"Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations"

"Why do women have cleaner minds than men? Because they change theirs more often"

"How can you tell if a groom is Polish? He would be the one with the clean bowling shirt."

"Did you hear about the sewer line breaking during a funeral earlier? It was a shitty mourning."

"Dear Sir, I am writing this with a heavy heart. Sorry it's so hard to read I should really find a pen"

"Where does Hillary Clinton eat at to appeal to Asian voters? Pander Express."