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Joke of the Day

"Where does Hillary Clinton eat at to appeal to Asian voters? Pander Express."

"What do you do with a Jew with ADHD? Put him in a concentration camp."

"Sepp Blatter being re-ellected"

"What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road? ""Hello from the other siiiiiiide!"""

"Olive Oil What's the difference between virgin olive oil and regular olive oil? Popeye's cock."

"Where should you go if you lost a corner? To the Eagles, they can get corner-backs."

"Q: How is Clinton's health care reform a lot like his haircut? A: It is a lot more expensive than it looks."

"Some people may call me an agnostic but I'm a God-fearing man -- afraid she might exist"

"Did you hear about the photographer that got locked in his darkroom? He died of exposure. It was not a pretty picture."

"I don't date Left handed chicks cause you know, Lefty loosey Righty tighty."