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Joke of the Day

"So they're making a documentary on Canadian wildlife. I hear it's going to be a mooseterpiece."

"Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market? He kept dropping the beets."

"At the end of your life, you should get a rebate for however much time you spent learning cursive."

"What do you call the crucified baby Jesus? Baby on board."

"I can't get into Breaking Bad because I have trouble remembering all the little facts. For example: the name of Walter's boss at the car wash. I just need to stop getting Bogdan in the details."

"What does walking a tightrope and having period sex have in common? You don't want to look down, in either case."

"Please. Danger is my middle name. ""What's your first name?"" Avoids"

"What do you call an overweight homosexual? Jigglypuff."

"What do you call a heavy toilet? El ton john."

"I don't have instagram, so I thought you guys should know I had Starbucks this morning. The cup was super cool looking. I also saw a rainbow"