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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the sewer line breaking during a funeral earlier? It was a shitty mourning."
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"A man orders a large cup of coke with ice Upon receiving his drink he began to wonder why his hands were so cold. Then he realized that just ice was served."
"During my school days I was living on baked beans. A house would probably have been a smarter option."
"Did you hear about the motorbike who came out to his parents? He was bi-cycle"
"Feeling sad because my hamster died... Well he's not 'technically' dead yet, but I ran out of food so it's really just a matter of days."
"What is a horses number 1 priority when voting? A stable economy"
"I hate the word ""chicks"". Can we politely call them LADIES. Women, please.. Ladies nuts on your chin ;)))))))"
"A man streaked passed two old women in the park... the first one had a stroke; the other missed"
"Sometimes I think to myself... and then other times I don't"
"What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer? Neither one is a squirrel."