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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you call a pickle that draws? A: A dillustrator."
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"Humour is subjective That was a joke for those of you who didn't get it"
"*robs neighbor's chicken coop* *serves poached eggs*"
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"What's great when you're at work, and terrible when you're in bed? Getting off early"