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Joke of the Day
"So a Muslim man walks into an elementary school... To pick up his wives"
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"This guy goes to the Olympics and sees a guy carrying a long pole. He asks - Are you a pole vaulter? Guy replies - No I'm German, and my name is Hans."
"women rights"
"Why did the console cross the road? To render the buildings on the other side."
"Sarah Palin"
"Mom and Dad are in the iron and steel business. She does the ironing and he does the stealing."
"How do you change root beer in to a beer? Put it in a square cup"
"Why dont cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny."
"I love how, in the year 2010, TV news channels still use a background graphic of a reel-to-reel tape player when they play 911 recordings."
"Comedy legend Joan Rivers passed away. Hundreds of plastic surgeons mourn the loss of their jobs."