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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you tell jokes to kleptomaniacs I stole this joke from somewhere..."
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"Sorry, the dog stood on my keyboard and liked that Instagram photo of you from 47 weeks ago."
"What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea? I've never had a Walnut on my chest.."
"Jews are lazy... ... essentially a group of people who couldn't be bothered to read the sequel. -Will Bailey (Cambridge footlights)"
"NCAA Hockey needs to re-name brackets. How is Alaska in the NE? They can see Russia."
"All status updates posted on my wall are purely fictional any resemblance to actual people, places or events is purely coincidental."
"What do you call a gay doctor who went to college in France, married an Irishwoman and practiced medicine in Italy? A Fag"
"Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him"
"Coworker: See you next year. Hahaha Me: Not if you die tonight. Hahaha"
"Is it just me Or do circles seem pointless?"