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Joke of the Day
"They should have cell phone charges in waiting rooms instead of magazines."
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"Did you hear about Trump's tax plan? Declare that the US has a $900 million loss so we all don't have to pay taxes!"
"A Trump Irony How is Trump going to keep immigrants out if he can't keep protesters from crashing his rally?"
"Bring an urn speed dating. Whenever a prospective match asks a question, whisper to urn, ""I don't know, Mom: should I tell him?"""
"You know what's great about Alice In Chains? She can't get away."
"My wife and I were watching some Show jumping. She looked at one of the horses and cackled, ""Look at the cock on that thing!"" I said, ""Don't be rude, he's probably a nice guy."""
"Original joke It may not have been funny but at least it was original"
"Damn girl are you Lassie? Because you're acting like a bitch."
"Thanks to the Fed continuing to print money, a picture is now only worth 583 words."
"What's the best thing about sex with 21-year-olds? There are 20 of them."