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Joke of the Day
"""Hit me,"" said the masochist. ""No,"" said the sadist"
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"Why dont bicycles pedal backwards??? Because than it would be REcycling"
"My penis was in the Guinness book of world records. Then the librarian told me to take it out. hehehehehe"
"i know a place where the recycling rate is 99% /r/jokes"
"Did you hear who just took on the biggest gentrification project in America? Donald J. Trump."
"Is that a tongue ring? No... my mouth is just liftin weights"
"Did you hear about the hippie who got lost at sea? He was too far out!"
"What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster? The rooster clucks defiance. ^Let ^it ^sink ^in."
"What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party? The cold shoulder."
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