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Joke of the Day

"Why do people get suspicious when a baby doesn't like you? It's not psychic. It's a stupid baby with shitty taste in people."

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"Bill Gates How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb? He buys a new house."
"(Restaurant joke) What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? Canoes tip."
"hy haven't you ever seen any elephants hiding up trees? Because they're really, really good at it."
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"Daddy, where do oranges come from? Well son, when a red and a yellow really love each other..."