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Joke of the Day

"Sex is like Indian food It can taste good, but also rupture your anus."

"It's not you.. It's me. And my inability to tolerate you any longer."

"Did you hear about the guy that made the highest grades in his graduating class? He was on a roll!"

"Where did Neanderthals get their chicken wings? Cave-FC"

"I made a new drink out of isopropyl, lead paint, and cat urine. I call it a ""You Tube Comment""."

"Where does lonely soup go? To a brothel."

"Coworker: it's dark already Me: I know, Dan. I have eyes CoW: it's only 5 'o clock Me: I KNOW DAN CoW: it's early Me: THAT'S HOW EARTH WORKS"

"What do you call tities in the middle of your beer? Better."

"What are your favorite jokes for the Holidays? For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice."

"Matter is the Real MVP m = V * p"