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Joke of the Day
"Where did Neanderthals get their chicken wings? Cave-FC"
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"Why did the chicken end up in the soup ? Because it ran out of cluck !"
"""You want to see a pig with three eyes?"" A piiig"
"I just got a new watch for my ex-wife Seems like a fair trade."
"I follow my mother's advice and make little things count... Although I'm not sure if she meant me teaching midgets math."
"I was diagnosed with erectile dysfunction recently But I'm staying positive because I know it's not going to make life any harder"
"That's offensive -- Pikachu is his slave name."
"Too many men hate it when I put both of my hands on their shoulder and ask if everything is alright take this guy at the urinal for example"
"""excuse me, (Chinese couple at the next table,) I seem to have forgotten my calculator, can I borrow your toddler?"""
"What's one good thing about living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus."