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Joke of the Day
"I made a new drink out of isopropyl, lead paint, and cat urine. I call it a ""You Tube Comment""."
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"What do you call a comatose Pope? esteemed vegetable."
"It's not premarital sex If you never get married"
"I have lots of great personality traits. Or as my doctor calls them, symptoms."
"When the moon hits your eye... When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's amore. When you swim in a creek and an eel bites your cheek that's a moray."
"I'm just a girl standing here wishing I was as thin as my patience"
"Whenever a guy boasts he has a party in his pants, I always ask him to prove it. If he's not packin nachos, beer and M&Ms, I'm going home."
"""Kids are great when you need help around the house."" - People who don't have kids"
"Shawty: Where's the naan brad Lad: there's naan left..."
"Why did Tiger Woods cheat on his wife? He's used to playing 18 holes."