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Joke of the Day
"I made a new drink out of isopropyl, lead paint, and cat urine. I call it a ""You Tube Comment""."
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"Why did the broken straw go to rehab? It had a serious drinking problem."
"Am I the only one who feels bad breaking a family of bananas in half? This is how sensitive and crazy I am."
"In a hundred year's times, the equivalent of ""Mozart turning in his grave"" will be Adele rolling in the deep"
"[kung fu fight] ""Your tiger claw is no match for my crane."" *starts lifting heavy building materials*"
"[first date] HER: I like a man who can show his true feelings. ME: *leans in close* I don't care what you like."
"When did intentionally misspelling words become a thing? Kewl? Gurl? You know what I dig? Literacy."
"A grasshopper walks into a bar The bartender immediately says, ""Hey! We got a drink named after you!"" The grasshopper looks at him quizzically and says, ""You've got a drink named Leonard?"""
"Report - Sharks have difficulty finding work 51 weeks every year."
"Motorist: When I bought this car you told me it was rust-free but underneath it's covered with rust Dealer: Yes sir. The car is rust-free. We didn't charge you for it did we?"