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Joke of the Day
"What is a cannibal's favorite type of gum? Chick clits."
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"Where does Max Planck go for a night out? To the h-bar"
"When my friend takes shrooms, he instantly becomes the life of the party. What a fungi to be around."
"which Baldwin went to school? The smart Alec."
"What would you call a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback? The 45 cent show"
"I asked my North Korean friend how it's like over there.. He said he couldn't complain."
"What's the difference between Einstein and Kim Kardashian? Einstein is famous for special relativity, Kim is famous for simple reality tv."
"What were Nazi turkeys forced to do each Thanksgiving? Goebel Goebbels."
"My wife's so ungrateful The other day I gave her a massive orgasm, and she just spit it out."
"How do you keep a blonde busy for years? Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator."