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Joke of the Day
"What is a cannibal's favorite type of gum? Chick clits."
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"Remember: if the Pilgrims had shot a bobcat instead of a turkey, we'd all be eating pussy on Thanksgiving ..."
"What do you call a prostitute after a 12 hour shift? A box of assorted creams."
"today i saw a dog barking at a ball and i thougt, ah yes, good dog. i too curse the very things which bring me joy"
"Why are there no living cats on Mars? Because curiosity killed them all."
"Do you wanna here something ironic?? Iron Man is a Fe-male!"
"Today I extended an olive branch to my enemy. As hard as I could and right in the eye."
"Michaelangelo: Yea, sure, I'll paint your ceiling. *To himself* Errybody gon be naked tho."
"People who like trance music are very persistent They don't techno for an answer."
"My ransom was dropped from $30,000 to fifty bucks when my parents told my kidnappers it'd take 2 days to come up with the money."