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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when you turn into a vampire before being bitten? Premature Edraculation"

"If I was an author I would make my pen name... *Page Turner.*"

"Just saw on the news that Apple is suing Samsung: They claim that the Galaxy S3 has copied concepts used on the iPhone 6."

"What does Bill say to Hillary after sex? I'll be home in 20 minutes."

"I was researching the Jackson family tree. I got back as far as the civil war and then I hit a stone wall."

"If I'm ever on Jeopardy I hope the final category isn't ""Can You Tell These Mumford & Sons Songs Apart."""

"I tried to make a living mixing audio files to the left and right ...but it didn't really pan out."

"Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents!"

"Why don't atheists use exponents? Because they don't believe in higher powers."

"Charlie Sheen is like Ash Ketchum BeBecause they both catch things"