187684

Joke of the Day

"My cousin posted a meme in family group chat and my aunt said ""maybe this is the year you find a husband like the way you find good jokes"" "

"Log Entry 21: it's been 3 weeks & we're still lost in this Macy's. We were forced to eat Amy. Polo ties are now 40% off."

"Jared from Subway ended his career the same way he started it. Trying to get into small pants."

"[creation] GOD: Gather round creatures & I'll tell you what you'll eat ANTEATER: I'm SO excited! DUNG BEETLE: I got a bad feeling about this"

"Is a hippopotamus really a hippopotamus.. Or just a really cool-opotamus?"

"I like my women the same way I like my coffee. Made by my mum."

"What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Lean Beef"

"Trying to make a password Me: beefstew Computer: sorry, password not stroganoff"

"Q: Why do cats eat fur balls? - A: Because they love a good gag!"

"There's a new app that tells you which of your friends are racist. It's called Facebook."