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Joke of the Day
"What lottery did the broom win? The sweepstakes."
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"I absolutely recommend falling in love with your twitter crush and traveling about 3612 miles to boink them."
"I couldn't imagine my parents having sex So last night I hid in their closet and watched"
"What is a four letter word that describes a woman and ends in ""unt"" Aunt."
"Her: I like your hair. Did you get it cut? Me: I washed it Her: but it looks really different Me: yeah I used water this time"
"Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail? Because time was always running out."
"I like my women how I like my microwaves With children in them"
"*Clark Kent leaves his glasses on the coffeemaker at work* Lois: Anyone see the coffeemaker? You, with the glasses...seen the coffeemaker?"
"Saw a monarch butterfly today, what made it special is that it was the first time it wasn't stamped on top of a strippers ass."
"My wife told me I'm not allowed to impersonate a flamingo anymore... I had to put my foot down"