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"I like my women how I like my microwaves With children in them"

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"What would you rather have Parkinson's or Alzheimer's? At least with Parkinson's you have half a pint."
"Dark humor is kinda like food.... Not everyone gets it."
"What are people afraid of puns called? Homophonic I'm sorry..."
"Politically Correct Chiggers Chegreos."
"An atheist, a Crossfitter, and a vegan walk into a bar. I know because they posted it repeatedly on Facebook."
"What do you call ""nigga milk""? Coffee."
"If the Army has chaplains, what does the Navy have? Ship monks."
"It's like Batman didn't even care about crime in the cities surrounding Gotham."
"What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat The Wheelchair Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat, The wheelchair"