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Joke of the Day

"Yo girl, are you a zero APR loan? Because I don't really understand your terms and you keep saying you have no interest."

"How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico? Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin."

"When I met you I was completely blown away because the wind was ridiculous."

"I asked this vampire to think quietly about what he'd done but then I remembered they can't reflect."

"Why is it called ""pig latin""? ecausebay ronyiay"

"Never take for granted someone that can make you smile or the fact that you have something to smile about."

"Several years ago, the military upgraded the AR-15 to an AR-18, but quickly abondoned the new weapon. When asked about what happened to the new guns, a general replied, "" They Argon."""

"If Donald Trump is elected president... there'll be hell toupee."

"During an inspection of the federal penitentiary, I saw a bald inmate beat up a warden. I guess the warden was hit by a Smooth Criminal."

"I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, & my fingers...because I can always count on them."