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Joke of the Day
"I invented a motorized walking stick.. I call it the hurrycane."
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"What do you call a group of Mexicans smoking weed? Baked beans"
"Why does the little mermaid wear seashells? Because she is too big for B-shells"
"An Old Woman Commissions a Tombstone... ... she asks the carvers to write ""born a virgin, lived a virgin, died a virgin."" It wouldn't fit on the face, so they just wrote ""Returned unopened."""
"I believe we should all pay our taxes with a smile I tried, but they wanted cash"
"My kids don't like when I drink, but if it wasn't for alcohol, they wouldn't even be here."
"In a perfect world I'd own a fertilizer / external hard-drive distribution company called Shits N Gigs."
"*Hires life coach* ""Ok, the first thing we have to do is get you off this couch and get you moving!"" *Fires life coach*"
"Drumpf's presidential campaign in reverse: an increasingly laughable story of an egomaniac running for an office he couldn't possibly win"
"Whats it called when you give a dolphin food for it to do a trick? Squid Pro Quo"