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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a group of Mexicans smoking weed? Baked beans"
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"Some people say I have my mom's eyes... but since they can't find them they've never been able to prove it in a court of law."
"How do blind people know their ass is clean after they poop? One bark means clean, two means dirty."
"It's stupid to just ask ""where"" a sorority girl is when the more accurate question is ""where in Target"" is she."
"Jehovah's Witnesses door-to-door success rate would be a lot higher if they partnered up with the Girl Scouts & started selling cookies ..."
"English version of Breaking bad in progress It will last one season with only one episode where Walt will be diagnosed with Cancer but will get treated by NHS and wil end up living on benefits."
"Cannibals like to meat people."
"It's been so long since I bought groceries, this morning I saw a cockroach move out. ""Good luck,"" he sighed, clutching his tiny suitcases."
"Like a recovering crack addict, my computer is broken & I can only use others in small doses. A little facebook goes a long way. *twitch*"
"What do you call a dinosaur that hates punchlines? MY LEGS! OH GOD, HE'S EATING MY LEGS! AAAAARGGHH!"