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Joke of the Day
"Best Blonde Joke Ever What is the funniest blonde joke you've ever heard?"
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"Why don't jews have arranged marriage? They have no 'forced kin'. I'm so sorry"
"A Mormon says to his Motel receptionist, 'The porn in my room better be disabled!' The receptionist replies 'No it's just regular porn you sick bastard'."
"If a zombie approaches you, bop it on the nose with a rolled-up magazine and say NO."
"My wife sent her photograph to the Lonely Hearts Club. They sent it back saying they weren't that lonely."
"Want to hear a joke about the Nazis? Not Reich now."
"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because he's out standing in his field."
"A black man walks into a bar and takes a seat He also takes a pen, a mug and $200 in cash."
"Ellen Pao's credibility after VictoriaGate Oh wait, she never had any."
"Piracy dates back to the 14th century, when armed criminals boarded ships and viciously watched movies that weren't out yet"