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Joke of the Day
"How does Hitler like his orange juice? Freshly squeezed."
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"How do you kill 20 flies? Slap an african in the face"
"I'm getting tired of politicians using blanket statements It's putting me to sleep"
"RIP Paris Terror Attack Victims Never baguette"
"What's long, green and smells like pork? ""Kermit the frogs fingers"""
"What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common? Someone that didn't take it out in time."
"Did you hear about the new wine that the Taliban is selling in the US to help fund its war efforts? They call it ""White Infidel."""
"Dont be a racist, be like Mario... he is an Italian plumber created by Japanese people, who speaks English, looks like a Mexican that jumps like a black man and grabs coins like a Jew."
"Did you hear about the old Italian chef? He pasta way"
"Ways to get ants out of your house: 1) Ant traps 2) Say you had a good time but it's late & you have work tomorrow 3) Set house on fire"