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Joke of the Day

"Ways to get ants out of your house: 1) Ant traps 2) Say you had a good time but it's late & you have work tomorrow 3) Set house on fire"

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"What is Jesus' favorite band? Nine Inch Nails"
"*runs thru a couple holding hands like it's the finish line of a marathon."
"What is a Christians Favorite Insect? The Praying Mantis"
"My daughter has gotten to the age where she asks me embarrassing questions about sex... Just this morning she asked me ""Is that the best you can do?"""
"the bad guy ships on star trek werent actually ""cloaking"" they just turned all their lights off"
"Paid love costs less."
"What kind of pants does Super Mario wear? Denim denim denim"
"Women I sleep with get so weird when I ask them to sign the guestbook."
"Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli? I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli."