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Joke of the Day

"Ways to get ants out of your house: 1) Ant traps 2) Say you had a good time but it's late & you have work tomorrow 3) Set house on fire"

"What do you say when somebody else has ruined your joke? RIP post"

"What do you call a guy that never farts in public? A privet tutor"

"Whats about 9 inches and makes a woman scream? Cot death."

"""You know who needs more attention? Celebrities. Maybe we could give them trophies or something."" Good idea, Oscar. What'd you have in mind?"

"Did you hear about the cannibal who was late to dinner? Yeah, he got the cold shoulder."

"Where do toilets live? Porcel Lane."

"Being a prostitute is like being the heel piece of a loaf of bread. Everyone touches you, but no one really wants you."

"Donald Trump told me what his favorite childhood game was. Bashing the Mexican Pinata."

"Fun Date Idea: Find a balloon, forget about the date, you have a balloon now."