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Joke of the Day

"General Tso's Curse: You have every intention of trying something new, but you just can't order anything else."

"The real reason Batman only comes out at night is because he'd get disastrous tanlines wearing that mask during the day."

"*draws sword* *erases sword because it sucks*"

"When everything comes your way.. You are in the wrong lane"

"The last one on the news After the protests from the taxi drivers against uber, prostitutes from all over the world started to rise against tinder"

"I make you wet and naked people turn me on. What am I? A shower"

"Imagine a masonry wall... Now, picture just one piece of it... This, my friends, is a mental block."

"What do you call a deaf dog? It doesn't matter, it can't hear you anyway."

"How many teenagers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2, But you'll have to find a really big lightbulb to fit them in there."

"I like my Jews... ...the way I like my coffee. Roasted."