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Joke of the Day

"6 pack abs on a guy are nice but it probably means that he won't get drunk & rob a convenient store of cheese curls w/me at 3am, so no."

"She got a big booty so I call her Ashley because that's her real name and I don't objectify women."

"""I'm not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad but when I went in the other day and asked the clerk to check my balance ... she leaned over and pushed me."""

"Gay Necrophelia ""well I don't see anything wrong with gay necrophelia,"" said bob, in dead earnest."

"Which kitchen appliance do surfers dislike most? The micro wave."

"Do you remember that programme about the surfing stuntman? It used to be good but now it's jumped the shark."

"Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates? I guess that some people just want to see the world turn"

"Why do more men die in car crashes than woman? Because women are at the wheel."

"What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday? Thanks for sediments"

"A bird in the hand is never as fun as a hand in the bush."