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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard about the new iPhone Plus? I reckon it's gonna be a huge 6s... Get it ;)"

"What is the difference between a snowman and a snowlady? Snowballs!"

"There should be an ""oh my god, shut up already"" button."

"I had a crazy dream that I weighed absolutely nothing... ...I was like, 0mg!"

"Do you want to hear an Ebola joke? Just refresh the page,it's probably posted again."

"How do you catch a rabbit? Hide behind a tree and make carrot sounds."

"Cop: Tell us what you know! Me: Penguins are monogamous creatures with noted cases of bisexuality Cop: *typing up his science report*"

"Where does beef come from? Cowschwitz."

"Relationship status: My sex toys have 2 drawers now.You know you're getting old when everything either dries up or leaks"

"Why don't poor people go to funerals? They can't afford to pay respects."