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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard about the new iPhone Plus? I reckon it's gonna be a huge 6s... Get it ;)"

"Why would Koreans make great jazz musicians? Because they have Seoul."

"Don't call it a comeback.. .. It's mostly in your hair."

"I'll never reveal my secrets. Alcohol: Lol."

"How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up as an altar boy."

"How do crows know what time is it? They have the knights watch ."

"You know your life sucks when... Your job sucks, Your kids suck, And your wife doesn't."

"How much do all the bones in the human body weigh? A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out."

"Harry says to Hermione: ""Hey Hermione, guess how I got my dick to be 12 inches?"" Hermione sarcastically responds: ""I don't know Harry... Magic?"" Harry: ""I folded it in half."""

"What happens when a bunch of ferrets get together? None of your business."