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Joke of the Day
"Can a hamburger marry a hot dog? Only if they have a very frank relationship!"
Next Joke
"What's the diffence between a thong and a bandsaw? Nothing... Just one inch of a slip with your finger and you're in deep shit in both cases."
"I am against animal testing because there is nothing crueler than forcing a living creature to smell like Axe Body Spray."
"FACT: When a dog barks at you, it's actually their skeleton barking. PROOF: I have never seen a dog without a skeleton bark."
"What race is the author of Charlotte's Web? E B White"
"The Eagles see a surge in sales .. .. amid the social medias resounding catch phrase, ""Who the fuck is Glen Fry ??"""
"How to shave a cat's butt I won't tell you, you dirty person !"
"If you read into something enough, it can be offensive. I like puppies"
"""You can be anything!"" Okay I'm going to be Kanye west ""Josh that's not what I meant"" Shhhh *puts my finger to her lips* It's Kanye now"
"A conversation between a cobra and a librarian -Shhhh -Shhhh -Shhhh -Shhhh"