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Joke of the Day

"If Jack helped you off the horse... ... would you help Jack off the horse? I tried."

"How do you know Axe was invented by black people? If it was white people who invented it, it would be called Ask."

"What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two."

"What is the longest word in the english language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"""

"Remember when people uses Chuck Norris jokes? They all died because of unknown source :)"

"How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food? Because he said he loves miso."

"How does a mom in West Virginia know her daughter is on her period? Her son's dick taste weird"

"Why was the airport depressed? It had a terminal illness."

"Do you know why Dead Baby jokes never get old? Because they die so young."

"Understanding women is like... Smelling the color 3."