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Joke of the Day
"If Jack helped you off the horse... ... would you help Jack off the horse? I tried."
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"Mexican version of Gingerbread Man I thought there was a Mexican version of the ""Gingerbread Man"" story. But it was a flan-fiction."
"We get it, painters: you love naked women and bowls of fruit."
"just read an article about the horrible effects of binge drinking and fuck that im never reading again"
"What does a Chihuahua play basketball with? A tennis ball!"
"""We were trapped in the elevator and had to make a terrible decision"" Which was? ""We ate Bill"" OMG. How long were you in there? ""4 minutes"""
"Transgender people are the key, to finally finding out... ... Which is worse, manflu or childbirth?"
"What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? Iron man is a well known super hero. Iron Woman, that's a command."
"Did you hear what ubisoft rated assassins creed black flag? They rated it ARrrrrrrr 16."
"Men shouldn't feel bad if they only last 8 minutes doing it doggy style... Because that's almost an hour in dog time..."