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Joke of the Day
"Yo mommas so fat. She stood on the scales and the number displayed was above average."
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"If your boss says ""Correct me if I'm wrong but aren't you supposed to be in at 8am?"" don't correct them. Its a trap. They hate being wrong."
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"Before snapping your neck, Chuck Norris will tell you the best shampoo you should have used."