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Joke of the Day
"Santa accidentally ran over a man. The poor fellow was sleigh-n."
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"What did the boy say when his dog died? I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend."
"Its the last day of the year.... Just felt I should thank everyone who made me smile this year. You are one of them so here's a big THANK YOU."
"A friend of mine just became a geologist Apparently it's a rocky degree"
"Success is like a clitoris. I can't seem to find it."
"What do you call a black Asian bird? Croatian."
"Q: When is a bad time to cross a black cat? A: When you are a mouse!"
"You know what they say about cliffhangers ..."
"A blind man finally got his vision back He was so happy he became paralysed"