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Joke of the Day
"""What goes down must come up."" -Sir Anorexic Newton"
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"I was woken up today by a tap on my door Odd sense of humor my plummer has."
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"I'm eating for six, according to the serving size on every single package of everything ever."
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"What does the closed sign at a brothel say? Beat it, we're closed."
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"If you're American walking into the bathroom and you're American walking out of the bathroon, what're you in the bathroom? European"