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Joke of the Day
"Write me your opinions on this extra soft paper and leave it next to my toilet."
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"One did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek? The hallway stinks."
"Girl, did it hurt...when you fell from heaven? *smooshed girl bobs away making accordion sounds*"
"Why are penguins socially awkward? Because they can't break the ice."
"What do you call a rare Egyptian King? King Nottocommon"
"Shaving with a straight razor takes a lot of courage........ I used to shave my privates with one , but I don't have the balls to do that now."
"I love dead baby jokes They never get old"
"I paid $10 and got $20 worth of fishing supplies. It was a net gain."
"What do you give a teenage girl who can't even? A two-torial!"
"Not all men are stupid... Some are still single."