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Joke of the Day
"Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding? Because they cantaloupe."
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"I once heard a story of a man who played Destiny, trying to get the greatest boots of all time, named The Dubstep Grieves. He died waiting for the drop."
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"What would the world be like without women? It would be a real pain in the ass!"