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Joke of the Day

"Sharing a Facebook account with your gf/wife is the best way to let everyone know how whipped you are."

"Why did Bill Murray's cameo have a sore back? It had to carry the new Ghostbusters movie for almost two hours."

"Superman biggest weakness is not kryptonite. It's horses."

"My wife says I'm addicted to generalizations but isn't everyone some kind of addict?"

"Despite the cost of living... It still remains so popular."

"How do you kill Donald Trump? You gotta guess for this one hint: it's in the name? It's a TRUMPet"

"Just passed a cop on a bicycle, I hope I used my turn signal properly or I might get a detention or whatever they hand out"

"What's green and smells like bacon? Kermit's fingers."

"Rome wasn't built in a day... But it was built in Italy!!"

"What is white outside, and black inside [NSFW] Justin Beiber with Usher dick in his anus."