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"What do You Call Someone Who Self Harms In The Antarctica? An eskemo....."
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"Yo mama's so fat she has titties in the front AND in the back"
"[first day as funeral director] this is the dress she wants to be buried in ""It's very pretty but we highly suggest a coffin"""
"Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He's 0K now."
"Has anyone said, ""Julia Roberts makes me feel like I don't have enough teeth,"" because I'd like to say that."
"mL m^3 gallons quart barrel This post speaks volumes."
"Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name."
"Saw a sign on the highway that said ""Kill or Injure a Road Worker: $7,500"" but it doesn't tell me where to pick up the money..."
"[NSFW] I met a girl called Michelle at a bar... Her: Hi, I am Michelle Me: I am Donaldson, but people sometimes call me Dick. Her: How do you get Dick from Donaldson? Me: You ask nicely."
"What did the passenger broccoli say to the driver broccoli? Floret!"